Let's go to the mail bag...

I bought 24 of these buttons and quickly distributed them to my family and friends. They are an enormous hit. My brother refuses to take one. He says that we need to include Cheney in the impeachment. So why not market new buttons that say:

1. ITMFA—BITVMFF (But Impeach the Vice Motherfucker First)

2. IBMFA (Impeach Both Motherfuckers Already)

What do you think?

Middle Aged Republican-Hating Mom

I've already addressed the “President Cheney� issue in this space, so I'll let Brian in Brooklyn have a whack at it...

Dan, just a thought for those who worry that impeaching the motherfucker already will elevate Buckshot Cheney to the Oval Office: check your Constitution (or just browse recent history) and you'll recall that being impeached is not the same thing as being thrown out of office. Impeachment is the Constitutional device for bringing chrages of "high crimes and misdemeanors" (such as a workday blowjob or torturing prisoners of war) against a sitting member of the executive. Being convicted (and subsequently removed from office) is a whole 'nother thing.

You may recall that the First Fellatee was impeached and also served out the rest of his second term...but was politically so hobbled that the GOP Congress wouldn't let him pass his preferred budget or continue bombing terrorist training camps in Afghanistan. If we could successfully ITMFA, at least the next few years would have a better chance of propogating slightly less evil into the world.

Brian
Brooklyn, NY

P.S. - If people are still concerned, there's always the GTMFABJA movement: Get The Motherfucker A Blow Job Already.

Speaking of blowjobs, four hundred people sent me this picture—it's not ITMFA-related, but it is pretty terrific.

Hey ITMFA: You guys kick ass! I made an animated ITMFA image. Here's a link to it . Do whatever you want with it! host it, let people download, let's just spread the word about Bush the Motherfucker needing to be impeached! Any credit for the gif creation is for Eric von Ripp. ITMFA RULES!!!!

Dear Dan: Thanks for my dozen buttons, which I got a week ago (you hand-address the envelopes? my god, man, no wonder you have carpal tunnel) and have already given away all of. I'll be ordering 30 more shortly. (Sorry about compounding your wrist, back and butt pain. Who knew they'd be such a hit?) Here in Manhattan, telling people about ITMFA isn't exactly incendiary, but it helps me get through the day. In my neighborhood there is a stable for a horse-mounted police unit. For some reason, if I don't pick up after my Chihuahua, I can get slapped with a fine, but the horses drop their loads with impunity. Whatever. So I combined two frustrations and attached these pics—front and back. Thanks for all your work! Jose

No, Jose, thanks for all you do to beautify piles of shit—and edify passersby...

You said you wanted pictures of folks with ITMFA gear. I just got my ITMFA camisole in the mail today and had my webcam at the ready. Attached is a picture (that I can feel comfortable showing in public, anyway). And here's my blog entry about it .

I didn't make it a point to glam myself up for this, so apologies for looking rather fug in the pic. I really wanted to show off the cami.

Keep on keepin' on!

Helen

I think you look awesome—and, hey, ITMFA guys? Where are your pics? Glam or otherwise? Send 'em in!